Saturday, December 25, 2010

All Mocs Want For Christmas

What do the Mocs want for Christmas? Plenty. What did John Shulman wake up to this morning in his stocking.

Hopefully not coal. The Mocs certainly don't need any coal in their stockings this Christmas. They need to be VERY GOOD and hope that the good vibes help get them on top.

But Shulman woke up this morning and hoped he found these things in his stocking:

1) More money to give all of his staff, and for a bigger recruiting budget.

2) Unlimited cell phone minutes from the NCAA.

3) A big man who can play center that is one of the top recruits to come to the SoCon in next year's class. (Yes, sometimes Christmas does come early.)

4) Some of the energy that he and Keegan Bell share to rub off on everyone else.

5) A full arena.

6) The conference tournament to be in Chattanooga. (Sometimes the SoCon officials are Santa Claus.)

7) A card guaranteeing that Omar Wattad never misses another shot.

8) About twenty pounds of muscle added to Jeremy Saffore's frame.

(I want to be fair to Saffore- he has added some muscle over the years. And who knows if his frame could handle an extra 20 pounds of muscle. I just know that it would be nice if he had some more muscle.)

Also, this is all in good fun...obviously.

GO MOCS!

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